Not far off...

Läser i Linda Goodmans Soltecken och got lite carried away. Googlade Virgo och fick det här [med några små ändringar...]:

They have a wonderful sarcastic sense of humour that can cut to the bone. They love to point out mistakes and failings and thrill at the sense of superiority this gives them. They are hypercritical, wry and fussy. Many Virgoans are very lonely people. However their cold, cynical nature and lack of warmth is more than compensated for by their ability to organise. Most people find this pedantic attention to detail a little strange even disturbing. It is! Virgoans are uninspired artists but make great censors, clerks, cleaners and train spotters.

It's best not to fall in love with a Virgo unless you are also a Virgo. Together you'd make a great team and do all those boring things that no one else would dream of doing. Train spotting, stamp collecting and sex are the right order of things.

People look up to Virgo for friends because they are straight thinkers and solve problems logically. They are truthful, loyal and determined. Some people find them cold or emotionally detached [qui? moi?!] because they live in their minds, not in their emotions and feelings. It might be hard to pin down how a Virgo friend is feeling because they easily live in denial. A person who is able to read deep into another person will notice when Virgo is not well but if they confront them about it, they would rather retreat than talk about it. It is best to keep your emotional distance [distance is healthy...] from a Virgo friend unless they open up to you first. Virgo might try to analyze and control a friend's life but only with the idea that they will improve their life, not purely for the sake of controlling. Be patient with your Virgo friend and understand that their recommendations are only to make your life better.

Virgos are very intelligent; they have an excellent memory and a highly analytical mind. This makes them good investigators and researchers. They also have the ability to probe into a person's emotions and they can often see into people and detect what their motives are. This makes them great policemen or interrogators. Virgos are very good at problem solving; this is what they do best. They are confronted with a problem; they will pick apart the pieces and put it together in the proper order. They are rational thinkers and are good at settling other people's disputes and putting them on the right track for reconciliation. Any position that requires the above features, which is a very long list, is perfect for the Virgo. They keep the world in order [someone's got to do it].

They are usually happy working in a job that calls for precision, a shrewd mind, and logic. Dogged, analytical and intellectual, they make skilled and inspired research scientists, analysts or even literary critics. They are money-oriented and tend to dabble with stocks and shares.

Before the Virgo plunges in to anything, from a problem to a vacation idea, they need to analyze all the facts and know the details before they plunge in and make a decision. This makes them seem indecisive and slow. Virgo's perception is their reality, more so than other astrology signs. What they believe is what will be, if they have a negative outlook on life, things will present themselves to be negative and they will be very moody and isolated/detached. If they are positive, the same events that occur will be held in a positive light and they will be a pleasant, well adjusted person. A Virgo mind is a very powerful mind and they must have the proper attitude for their life to be happy and successful. Virgo needs to get in touch with their feelings; this is why they usually seem cold or detached. They are very prone of living in denial. They will say they feel okay or everything is alright even when it's not. This is an easy way out, the one thing that Virgo does not like to analyze is their feelings so pretending everything is okay is a good defense mechanism for not having to take a closer look at their feelings. Virgo has an unpredictable and sometimes unstable temperament.

They need to be organized in their mind, sometimes all their energy is taken from organizing their mind [I'm not being lazy I'm thinking] that they have a difficult time organizing their surroundings. They easily look too deep into an issue and over-analyze what they percept. Virgo is ambitious and strives to always know more and have more. This is in their eternal quest to bring order to chaos [how hard can it be?]. Even if order is obtained from an outsider's point of view, Virgo will not be settled for they have a very active mind that is always thinking and can never be silenced. Virgos want to be of use, they need to be important and essential to everyone in their lives and in everything they do. Virgo's major life lesson is to learn to trust in and have faith in the unknown. They have to understand that things in life happen for a reason that is not always known to them, they do not have to always know everything. They need to learn to calm down and not over-analyze a situation or event. Deep inside, Virgo is very sensitive and they need to be appreciated for all the things they do. When Virgo is offended or hurt, they may never show it.

Virgo exists in their mind, everything is inside. To the world, Virgo presents a calm and collected exterior but on the inside, nervous uncontrolled intensity in the mind, trying to figure things out, how to improve everything, analyzing and thinking. Virgo can tire itself out without even moving! Virgo has a constant drive to improve and perfect, this can lead to extreme pickiness and finickiest. They are pure, their motives are honest never malicious and they want to accomplish something.

A Virgo woman is earthly and she may seem cold and detached, but underneath the timid, reserved surface lays the real woman, a strong, passionate woman with a great capacity for strong devoted love. She will play hard to get, she is hard to get ["I'm not hard to get I'm hard to want"] for she is worried about exposing her emotional vulnerabilities and getting hurt. She requires patience and you will have to court her and work hard to impress her. Once she is in love, it is for the long term. She will be devoted, loyal and make you very happy and even put a little order in your life. Virgo woman is conservative and old fashioned, a typical woman who is perfect for the man who loves a challenge and likes to take a relationship slow.

Virgoans have a good bone structure and are often highly photogenic. They are attractive, with beautiful eyes that sparkle with intelligence. Curiously, many Virgoans have a slightly unbalanced way of walking.

They are often martyrs to their stomachs, and many suffer from Irritable Bowel Syndrome, which greatly embarrasses and inconveniences them. Many also suffer from food allergies. They need plenty of fresh air to balance their energies. The answer to their ailments lies in Yoga [the answer to everything is Yoga] and Meditation.

One thing you need to know about a Virgo woman - she has guts and lots of them! It doesn't mean that she is not as shy and reserved as she seems to be. It's just that she can do anything for the people she loves. By love, she mean real love, no other type of love exists for her. A Virgo female is a complete woman. She has all the charms and tricks that any other female has, but she is not weak. In fact, she has quite a determination and can do anything if she sets her mind to it.

She will be completely devoted and loyal to you in a relationship. Still, if it doesn't seem to be working, she will severe all the ties and become as cold as the North Pole. Virgo women's characteristics profile is an odd mix of emotions and practicality, romance and common sense. When they fall in love, they show such extreme passion and intensity that only few other women can. Making them fall in love is, however, a different task. They will demand total perfection from you, even though they may fall short in that arena [no shit.].

I’ve written about the appeal of a Virgo woman before. If you screw them, the next day they are restored. They are right up off their back, and out in the world looking like a “Virgin” all over again.