"I require a lot of things in the morning. I have very thick, long hair that can be tamed only by the use of a small portable laboratory's worth of products. In fact - and I am ashamed of this - one of my big fears about coming to England was having to find new hair products. That's shameful, I know, but it took me years to come up with the system I've got. If I use my system, my hair looks like hair. Without my system, it goes horizontal, rising inch by inch as the humidity increases. It's not even curly - it's like it's possessed.¨"
The Name of the Star, Maureen Johnson