A proposal

"But I understand that the religious right find all this very vexing, very upsetting. So, I suggest we give them something in return to make them feel better. This may seem radical, but just consider it for a moment. What if we swapped them gay marriage for divorce? After all, that’s the greatest threat to the cornerstone of marriage. We will ban divorce. You get married and you stay married. If it doesn’t work out, you might just go and marry someone else. There are Christian precedents for this. You will be responsible for your children and accountable to all your spouses."